Gustavo Menegucci Quem é o vice presidente da Argentina??hmm.. do EUA então, quem é o vice?
VICE NINGUÉM LEMBRA, CHUPA VASCOOO.. CHUPA QUE VCS SÃO VICE e TD MUNDO LEMBRA!
Filipe Bocardi Leandro Naves Alexandre Cambraia Rodrigo Germano Digo Vico Luiz Flávio Cintra Yuri Massahud Ygor Massahud Guilherme Mendes Tébar Sá Pereira
Otávio Henrique
Igor Pereira Santos essa Jamil Silva e Eduardo Prado nao podem deixar de ver....hahaha
Fabio Ieiri, Sidney Domingues, Lucas Santos, Roberto Júnior
Download do MP3: http://www.galofrito.com.br/to-de-pauduro-parodia-danza-kuduro/ Gostou do vídeo? Lembre de clicar em gostei e favorita-lo! Site: http://www....
Marla Gonzales Terri Lussier
I borrowed this from a friend, Angela Ballschmiede, who also borrowed from a friend...but I love it...so here goes!!
If you are 40, or older, You will think this is hilarious !!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious tales about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-fiv...e miles to school every morning.... Uphill.... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to go on like that
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of ...."Hell I forgot"..... I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves!
2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the letterbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 15p!
3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled
6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent.... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'... Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!
12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mum threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in the 60's & 70's....
Ylber Jaja Deklarata e Pepe's : Un dua te ma sillni Barcelonen sa me par qe eshte e mundur dhe mos ta harroj edhe Lionel Messin . Kam hesape te pa sqaruara me te . Nuk do te luaj ashper por un e di se edhe nese topi me kalon Messi as se si nuk do te me dribloj
Raymond Chan 人生就像一盘棋'虽然各都有各的策略'但你永远不会知道下一步会发生什么事情'所以要懂的随机应便'见步行事'赢得最后的胜利'早安^^
Matheus Viana Disseram que ''tudo tem seu preço''!
Se tem mesmo, acho que seria de bom senso vender um 1x0 e manter a dignidade
né Kalil?
Queshawna Cook When i dont wanna text or be ina relationshipp withh you im selfishh .. When i dont wanna give it upp im a h*e or a b*tch. When i tell you ion wanna be bothered i got issues . Wen i stay in the house all day imaa lame .. Danqq how many names & problems imaa have ? Cause ion wanna be messed upp with peoplee mess ? Thiss statuss is not for anyone ITS A RANDOM thought . Unless i put yourr name dont get offended ..
# im queshawna shardae cook not any of them names yall call me . I approve thisd message
Gabriel Goulart Souza WHAT
Indignado, Kalil dispara: 'Vou botar a mão onde dói, que é no bolso deles'
Presidente do Atlético-MG afirma que prêmio de R$ 1 milhão prometido aos jogadores por fuga do rebaixamento não será pago
Akei Camakira Parabéns à torceida corintiana! Vcs foram tão fiéis ao seu time q ele agora é campeão! Agora ele vai tirar todos da miséria, dar uma luxuosa vida digna para q durante vários anos em agradecimento pela energia q vcs passaram. De agora em diante o Brasil é um país perfeito, livre de corrupção, violência e falta de cultura. Comemoraremos ao som de muitos fogos de artifício e...
OH WAIT...
Saroj Shakya Do u like what type of person?
a)handsome/beautiful
b)cute
c)talent
d)general/simple
e)both a) & b)
f)both a) & c)
Mikaela Garcia Ser forte é ter fé naquilo que é difícil de acreditar. É permanecer no lugar quando se quer fugir. É amar alguém em silêncio.
Aaron Michael Cates Ok obviously I'm not having panic attacks I'm getting cancer.... My e-cig stopped working... So what do i do? Lung cancer and other cancers run in my family.... God save me.
Julio Galvao ESTA HUMILHAÇÃO VAI PARA TODOS OS ATLETICANOS QUE UM DIA IMAGINARAM Q O MAOIR D MINAS FOSSE PARA A SEGUNDONA. ESTA PAGINA HULMILHANTE QUEM TEM E SÓ VCS FRANGAS D PLANTÃO.KKKKKKKKKKKK
Steven Flora 1. Last hug: kate
2. Last phone call: trent
3. Last text message: mikey kopser.
... 4. Last song you heard: keep me in mind
... 5. Last time you cried: I don’t like to talk about it!
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: yea
7. Been cheated on: I hope not
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: omg yes!
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: yea
11. Cried over something stupid:yeaa
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: green
13: orange
14: blue
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: yep
16. Fallen out of love: nope
17. Laughed until you cried: yes
18. Met someone who changed you: yes
19. Found out who your true friends were: kindda. lol
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yep, assholes
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: yep
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: most of em
23. How many kids do you want:16 or 17
24. Do you have any pets: yeaa
25. Do you want to change your name: no way jose!
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: nothing!
27. What time did you wake up today: 10:00
28.What were you doing at midnight last night: looking for someone to talk to!
29. Name something you cannot wait for: idk?
30. Last time you saw your mother: ehh like 6 hours ago!
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: notta
32. What are you listening to right now: ice ice baby
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: no one
35. Most visited webpage: fb
36. Whats your real name: Steven Leslie flora Jr!
37. Nicknames: all mine are mean!
38. Relationship Status:single
39. Zodiac sign:virgo
40. Male or female: male
41. Primary school: bchs
42. Secondary School: huh?
43. High school/college: high school
44. Write w/e you want here: I miss a lot of people that I used to be around all the time :(
45. Long or short: short!
46. Height: like 67 inches!
47. Do you have a crush on someone: noo
48. What do you like about yourself: nothing im a good for nothing piece of shit! ;)
49. Piercings: nope
50. Tattoos: nope
51. Righty or lefty: righty
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: never had any
53. First piercing: nope
54. First best friend: prolly joey or Austin in like 3rd grade.
55.First sport you joined: baseball
56. First vacation: florida
58. First pair of trainers:?
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: nothin
60. Drinking: nothin
61. I'm about to: through my phone
62. Listening to: I cant fight this feeling anymore
63. Waiting for: her to text me back
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: yea.
65. Get married: prolly…eventually
66. Career: idk
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: kisses.
69. Shorter or taller: shorter
70. Older or Younger: older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: both is pretty good!
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach
73. Sensitive or loud: both!
74. Hook-up or relationship: idk anymore
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: nah
77. Drank hard liquor: a taste
78. Lost glasses/contacts: yep
79. Kissed someone your not dating: yep
80. Broken someone's heart: I don’t think so
82. Been arrested: no but I’ve been pretty damn close on several occasions
83. Turned someone down: yea ):
84. Cried when someone died: not in front of anyone :(
85.fallen for a friend: god yes! Josh;)
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: I do
87. Miracles: indeed I do
88. Love at first sight: ehh Idk maybe
89. Heaven: yes!
90. Santa Clause: doesn’t everyone?
91. Kiss on the first date: why not? You only live once!
92. Angels: yep! I think I know a few :) josh, trent and Brandon!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: nope
95. Did you sing today: I sing every day!
96. Ever cheated on somebody: nope
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: 8th grade :/
98. The moment you would choose: cant say
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: no..I prolly should be.
100. Do you like the way you look?: I guess, I mean I could lose a little weight(:
João Pedro Salles Braconi E nesse fds rolou Café Com Blogueiros no sábado e descarregamento de painéis durante a madrugada, acompanhamento e entrega de pilotis hoje e descarregamento agora a noite.. ufa!
Juninhoo Reis No Melhor Sabado E Domingo com Leandro Amorim Bruna Moreira Rodrigo Gomes Gabriel João Gabriel Moreira Alessandro C. Santos
Azhar King to days important s
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SHABE AA SHORAH KI FAZILAT.
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HAZRAT ABU HOUREHRAH (R-A)
SE RIWAYAT HAE K
SARKAR E DOU ALAM (S-A-W-W)
NE FARMAYA .
''''' JO SHAKS AA SHORAH KI RAT EBADAT KAREY OR DIN KO ROZA RAKHEY ''''
USEY
MOUT K WAQAT TAKLEEF KA EHSAS TAK NAHE HOGA..
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Dayane Mendes Derrama Teu Espírito sobre nós. Não conseguiremos ficar de pé, tamanho é seu poder sobre nós.
Huang Vian “Amar a Deus, mudar, pedir perdão… Ai parceiro, não é vergonha não.”
Ana Paula Batista Amo a liberdade, por isso deixo livre tudo que tenho... Se voltar é porque conquistei, se não, é porque nunca possuí!
Mandy Domingues Quem diz que os Nadadores Salvadores (as) em Portugal nao fazem nada esta muito enganado em 2008 com José Américo Barros como coordenador organizei o primeiro campeonato de Nadadores Salvadores no Norte. Não foi fácil mas 6 equipas corajosas mostraram o que valiam entre elas veteranos, rookies e ate as meninas foi um dia espectacular! A ajuda dos Bombeiros Voluntários Aguda Aguda , Bombeiros Voluntarários de Espinho nomeadamente Filipe Sá, Eduardo Ferreira, Alvaro Brandao, Albertino Ventura,Jaime Barros, Carlos Alexandre Barros e muitos outros foi imprescindível! Contamos com o Presidente da JF Rui Torres e Nuno Leitão e muitos outros!
Reinaldo Brahn Firmino nos somos um bando de bobim!! os times estao todos coligados, A gente fica com essa bobeira de ficar um copetindo com o outro por causa de time, E os filhos da P, estao la rindo da nossa cara com o bolco cheio, acha que atletico ia ganhar afundar o cruzeiro? Nunca! isso agora nao e futebol mais e um nogocio dos grandes, torcer pra que? nao tem nada de saudavel nisso. o negocio e torcedor deixar de ir ver jogo, ai quem sabe isso nao volta a ser como era?
Tyler Hamm 10 likes for 100 truths
1. Last hug:
2. Last phone call:
3. Last text message:
4. Last song you heard:
5. Last time you cried:
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice:
7. Been cheated on:
8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
9. Lost someone special:
10. Been depressed:
11. Cried over something stupid:
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12:
13:
14:
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend:
16. Fallen out of love:
17. Laughed until you cried:
18. Met someone who changed you:
19. Found out who your true friends were:
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
23. How many kids do you want:
24. Do you have any pets:
25. Do you want to change your name:
26. What did you do for your last Birthday :
27. What time did you wake up today:
28.What were you doing at midnight last night:
29. Name something you cannot wait for:
30. Last time you saw your mother:
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
32. What are you listening to right now:
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage:
36. Whats your real name:
37. Nicknames:
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign:
40. Male or female:
41. Primary school:
42. Secondary School:
43. High school/college:
44. Write w/e you want here:
45. Long or short hair:
46. Height:
47. Do you have a crush on someone:
48. What do you like about yourself:
49. Piercings:
50. Tattoos:
51. Righty or lefty:
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery:
53. First piercing:
54. First best friend:
55.First sport you joined:
56. First vacation:
58. First pair of trainers:
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating:
60. Drinking:
61. I'm about to:
62. Listening to:
63. Waiting for:
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids:
65. Get married:
66. Career:
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes:
68. Hugs or kisses:
69. Shorter or taller:
70. Older or Younger:
71. Romantic or spontaneous:
72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
73. Sensitive or loud:
74. Hook-up or relationship:
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger:
77. Drank hard liquor:
78. Lost glasses/contacts:
79. Kissed someone your not dating:
80. Broken someone's heart:
82. Been arrested:
83. Turned someone down:
84. Cried when someone died:
85.fallen for a friend:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself:
87. Miracles:
88. Love at first sight:
89. Heaven:
90. Santa Clause:
91. Kiss on the first date:
92. Angels:
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
95. Did you sing today:
96. Ever cheated on somebody:
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
98. The moment you would choose:
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
100: do you like the way you look?:
Shelly Webster Carlos Guilherme Andrade, Emanuelle Damasceno e Will Fleherty... algum docês três tem que conhecer isso. PELAMORDEDEUS.
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