Matthew Shofner This is pretty good from a Hollywood type. There is an edited version if you can't take the "F" word.
[Editor's note: you can hear an edited version of the rant here.] Some people have a way of breaking down an issue, laying it out in its simplest, most rudimentary form. Comic and podcaster Adam Carolla did just that recently when he unleashed what many conservatives will hail an acerbic yet painful...
Swati Goel Garg A cute prayer for my friends:
May God break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you secretly, so that you know your enemies by their smiles...
Nseabasi Kuyik When d frog in front falls in a pit, others behind take caution. P/s leant from others.a.
Todd D. Gaulding Glad that I'm in a Huddle Room cause I'm Rockin and Singin', "That ish Crazy" lol... I know that ppl would be looking at me like WTF...
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Rj Steenekamp Yet again Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross blew my mind away composing The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo score, David Fincher's next film! They never seem to stop to amaze me. Here's a sample! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLnW8cW8Xgs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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#GOOD A.M.
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Abrum Bassett A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
Jonathan Edward Yee Syria is now officially in a state of civil war I soooo called it :D
Hanna Nadieyah ASALAMUALAIKUM?
bace sampai abez....pastu
fowardkn plz.....
ni adalah benar... sila baca
sehingga habis... dan tlg
sebarkan kepada seberapa byk
org Islam yg boleh...
Assalamualaikum
Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh
ini adalah surat wasiat dari
penjaga makam
Nabi Muhammad SAW iaitu
Sheikh Ahmad
Maeine (Saudi Arabia).
pada suatu malam ketika
membaca Al-Quran di
makam Rasulullah SAW.
selepas membaca lalu
hamba tertidur, dalam tidur
hamba bermimpi
didatangi Rasulullah SAW lalu
bersabda kepada
hamba, dalam 60 000 yang meninggal
dunia di zaman ini tiada seorang
pun yang
matinya dalam keadaan
beriman.
a)isteri tidak mendengar kata
suami.
(b)orang kaya tidak lagi
bertimbang rasa.
(c)orang tidak lagi berzakat dan
tidak membuat
kebajikan.
Oleh itu wahai Sheikh Ahmad,
hendaklah kamu
menyedarkan kepada orangmembuat kebajikan, kerana hari
penghabisan(Qiamat) akan tiba
di mana
bintang akan terbit dari langit,
sesudah itu
matahari akan turun di atas
kepala.
PESANAN HAMBA INI(a) berselawat - untuk junjungan
Nabi kita
Muhammad SAW.
(b) bertaubatlah - dengan segera
sementara
Pintu Taubat masih terbuka.
(c) Bersembahyanglah
(d) berzakat - jangan
ditinggalkan.
(e) Menunaikan Fardhu haji - bila
berkemampuan.
(f) Jangan menderhaka kepada
kedua ibu
bapa.
UNTUK MAKLUMAN
1.seorang saudagar dari bombay
telah
menerima surat ini dan beliau
telah mencatak
sebanyak 20 salinan dan
mengirimkan kepada
orang lain, dia kemudiannya
dianugerahi Allah
dengan mendapat keuntungan
yang besar
dalam perniagaannya.
2.seorang hamba Allah telah
menerima surat
ini tetapi tidakmenganggap wasiat ini palsu,
maka selang
beberapa hari kemudian
anaknya meninggal
dunia.
3.Pada tahun 1977 Tun Dato
Mustapha bekas
Ketua Menteri Sabah menerima
wasiat ini
kemudian mengarahkan
setiausahanya
mencetak sebanyak 20 salinan
dan
menghantarnya kepada orang
lain, maka
selang beberapa hari kemudian
dia telah
mendapat hadiah dari kebajikan
masyarakat di
malaysia timur.
4.tan sri ghazali jawi, bekas
menteri besar
perak secara tidak langsung
dipecat dari
jawatannya kerana apabila beliau
menerima
wasiat ini beliau terlupa
mencetak 20 salinan
untuk disebarkan kepada orang lain, beberapa
hari kemudian beliau telah
dilantik menteri
Kabinet Perdana Menteri.
5.Zulfikar Ali Bhuno telah
menerima surat
wasiat ini dan tidak percaya akan
kebenarannya juga
menganggap palsu lalu
membuangnya ke dalam tong
sampah.
seminggu kemudian beliau telah
dijatuhkan
hukuman pancung sampai mati.
6.di Terengganu, seorang pekerja
bengkel
kenderaan telah menerima
wasiat ini dari
pengirim yang tidak dikenali
yang datangnya
dari Perak lalu beliau membuat
sebanyak 20
salinan seperti yang dituntut.
mengendahkannya danAlhamdulillah dia
dianugerahkan oleh Allah
seorang gadis
berakhlak mulia seperti yang
dituntut oleh
Islam.
baginya anugerah ini paling
agung dan
tidak ada tandingannya.
7.Di Terengganu juga, seorang
hamba Allah
telah menerima surat ini dari
orang yang tidak
dikenali tetapi beliau tidak
mengendahkannya
dengan mengatakan ianya
bohong belaka dan
sengaja mengada-adakan untuk
menakutkan
orang yang membacanya.
Beberapa hari
kemudian dia telah mendapat
penyakit ganjil
dan penderitaanya amat menyedihkan.
setelah tiga minggu mendapat rawatan rapi di hospital,penyakitnya sukar juga diubati oleh doktor.
akhirnya beliau teringat akan wasiat ini dan mengedarkannya kepada orang lain.
seminggu kemudian barulah beliau beransur sembuh sehingga sekarang.
banyak lagi contoh-contoh orang yang menerima wasiat tetapi tidak mempercayainya dan tidak mengedarkannya atau menyampaikan kepada orang lain.
dimana mereka mendapat malapetaka.setelah kejadian menggembirakan dan menyakinkan ini anda jangan lupa menyampaikan 20 salinan wasiat dalam masa 96 jam dari masa anda menerimanya.
InsyaAllah anda memperolehi sesuatu dari YANG MAHA KUASA
dengan penuh keyakinan pasti ia
akan menerangi hidup anda
dengan nikmat kebahagiaan
hidup. ISNYAALLAH.
PERHATIAN
setelah
membaca wasiat ini hendaklah
ditulis atau dicetak dan
disampaikan kepda
orang lain sebanyak 20 salinan.
sekiranya telah dilakukan anda
akan
dianugerahkan sesuatu nikmat
atau hajat anda akan dikabulkan
oleh ALLah.
kata
sheikh ahmad lagi. jika apa yang
hamba katakan ini tidak benar,
biarlah
hamba mati dalam kekufuran
dan hamba tidak mendapat
perlindungan dan
syafaat Rasulullah SAW
naaauzubillah. oleh itu hendaklah
ditulis atau
dicetak dan disampaikan kepada
orang lain.
insyaAllah
dalam masa 2 minggu anda
akan berolah kebahagiaan dan
ingatlah lakukan
ini dengan hati yang ikhlas dan
janganlah diabaikan atau
dibiarkan
TLG SEBAR KAN KPD UMAT ISLAM.... SEBARKAN 20
WASIAT NI KPD UMAT ISLAM(copy & paste
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