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Matthew Shofner This is pretty good from a Hollywood type. There is an edited version if you can't take the "F" word.

Adam Carolla Breaks Down Occupy Movement: ‘F**king Self-Entitled Monsters’

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[Editor's note: you can hear an edited version of the rant here.] Some people have a way of breaking down an issue, laying it out in its simplest, most rudimentary form. Comic and podcaster Adam Carolla did just that recently when he unleashed what many conservatives will hail an acerbic yet painful...

 

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Rj Steenekamp Yet again Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross blew my mind away composing The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo score, David Fincher's next film! They never seem to stop to amaze me. Here's a sample! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLnW8cW8Xgs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Robert Overstreet Just have to pass this along.... I have so much going on in my life right now... I need a blessing and can't afford to not pass it forward... so here ya go... If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.... If you believe in God, send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. I Believe in Miracles

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Pia Smalls Stepping Stones....Not Goodbye but Bye for Good...The past has no future in it. Success is at the top ...Cant remain on this level forever ( DUHHH LOL) Moving Forward with the Intentions and Focus of a BEAST....Thats Me :D #GOOD A.M.

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Newcitynyack Macaronikid We had some technical difficulties with our newsletter this week. We will be sending a revised newsletter to your inboxes later today. Thanks so much for your patience!

 

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Avionna Robinson SO GCC HAS A DANCE TONIGHt...NOt SURE IM GO N. BUt REMEMBER TWO yEARS AGO yALL, Heaven Moore, Cherry Blair, Dmitri Holman, Lerry Love, AND WHO EVER ELSE DAH MASSCARE BALL AT GCC?. THAt WAS ON pOINt!.LMAO GOOD TIMES!.

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Abrum Bassett A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

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Jonathan Edward Yee Syria is now officially in a state of civil war I soooo called it :D

 

Hanna Nadieyah ASALAMUALAIKUM? bace sampai abez....pastu fowardkn plz..... ni adalah benar... sila baca sehingga habis... dan tlg sebarkan kepada seberapa byk org Islam yg boleh... Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh ini adalah surat wasiat dari penjaga makam Nabi Muhammad SAW iaitu Sheikh Ahmad Maeine (Saudi Arabia). pada suatu malam ketika membaca Al-Quran di makam Rasulullah SAW. selepas membaca lalu hamba tertidur, dalam tidur hamba bermimpi didatangi Rasulullah SAW lalu bersabda kepada hamba, dalam 60 000 yang meninggal dunia di zaman ini tiada seorang pun yang matinya dalam keadaan beriman. a)isteri tidak mendengar kata suami. (b)orang kaya tidak lagi bertimbang rasa. (c)orang tidak lagi berzakat dan tidak membuat kebajikan. Oleh itu wahai Sheikh Ahmad, hendaklah kamu menyedarkan kepada orangmembuat kebajikan, kerana hari penghabisan(Qiamat) akan tiba di mana bintang akan terbit dari langit, sesudah itu matahari akan turun di atas kepala. PESANAN HAMBA INI(a) berselawat - untuk junjungan Nabi kita Muhammad SAW. (b) bertaubatlah - dengan segera sementara Pintu Taubat masih terbuka. (c) Bersembahyanglah (d) berzakat - jangan ditinggalkan. (e) Menunaikan Fardhu haji - bila berkemampuan. (f) Jangan menderhaka kepada kedua ibu bapa. UNTUK MAKLUMAN 1.seorang saudagar dari bombay telah menerima surat ini dan beliau telah mencatak sebanyak 20 salinan dan mengirimkan kepada orang lain, dia kemudiannya dianugerahi Allah dengan mendapat keuntungan yang besar dalam perniagaannya. 2.seorang hamba Allah telah menerima surat ini tetapi tidakmenganggap wasiat ini palsu, maka selang beberapa hari kemudian anaknya meninggal dunia. 3.Pada tahun 1977 Tun Dato Mustapha bekas Ketua Menteri Sabah menerima wasiat ini kemudian mengarahkan setiausahanya mencetak sebanyak 20 salinan dan menghantarnya kepada orang lain, maka selang beberapa hari kemudian dia telah mendapat hadiah dari kebajikan masyarakat di malaysia timur. 4.tan sri ghazali jawi, bekas menteri besar perak secara tidak langsung dipecat dari jawatannya kerana apabila beliau menerima wasiat ini beliau terlupa mencetak 20 salinan untuk disebarkan kepada orang lain, beberapa hari kemudian beliau telah dilantik menteri Kabinet Perdana Menteri. 5.Zulfikar Ali Bhuno telah menerima surat wasiat ini dan tidak percaya akan kebenarannya juga menganggap palsu lalu membuangnya ke dalam tong sampah. seminggu kemudian beliau telah dijatuhkan hukuman pancung sampai mati. 6.di Terengganu, seorang pekerja bengkel kenderaan telah menerima wasiat ini dari pengirim yang tidak dikenali yang datangnya dari Perak lalu beliau membuat sebanyak 20 salinan seperti yang dituntut. mengendahkannya danAlhamdulillah dia dianugerahkan oleh Allah seorang gadis berakhlak mulia seperti yang dituntut oleh Islam. baginya anugerah ini paling agung dan tidak ada tandingannya. 7.Di Terengganu juga, seorang hamba Allah telah menerima surat ini dari orang yang tidak dikenali tetapi beliau tidak mengendahkannya dengan mengatakan ianya bohong belaka dan sengaja mengada-adakan untuk menakutkan orang yang membacanya. Beberapa hari kemudian dia telah mendapat penyakit ganjil dan penderitaanya amat menyedihkan. setelah tiga minggu mendapat rawatan rapi di hospital,penyakitnya sukar juga diubati oleh doktor. akhirnya beliau teringat akan wasiat ini dan mengedarkannya kepada orang lain. seminggu kemudian barulah beliau beransur sembuh sehingga sekarang. banyak lagi contoh-contoh orang yang menerima wasiat tetapi tidak mempercayainya dan tidak mengedarkannya atau menyampaikan kepada orang lain. dimana mereka mendapat malapetaka.setelah kejadian menggembirakan dan menyakinkan ini anda jangan lupa menyampaikan 20 salinan wasiat dalam masa 96 jam dari masa anda menerimanya. InsyaAllah anda memperolehi sesuatu dari YANG MAHA KUASA dengan penuh keyakinan pasti ia akan menerangi hidup anda dengan nikmat kebahagiaan hidup. ISNYAALLAH. PERHATIAN setelah membaca wasiat ini hendaklah ditulis atau dicetak dan disampaikan kepda orang lain sebanyak 20 salinan. sekiranya telah dilakukan anda akan dianugerahkan sesuatu nikmat atau hajat anda akan dikabulkan oleh ALLah. kata sheikh ahmad lagi. jika apa yang hamba katakan ini tidak benar, biarlah hamba mati dalam kekufuran dan hamba tidak mendapat perlindungan dan syafaat Rasulullah SAW naaauzubillah. oleh itu hendaklah ditulis atau dicetak dan disampaikan kepada orang lain. insyaAllah dalam masa 2 minggu anda akan berolah kebahagiaan dan ingatlah lakukan ini dengan hati yang ikhlas dan janganlah diabaikan atau dibiarkan TLG SEBAR KAN KPD UMAT ISLAM.... 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Along with the fact that the weather outside provides the perfect snuggling conditions I thought that I would post an update on Jen So that I would not be violating

Kim Shough Along with the fact that the weather outside provides the perfect snuggling conditions, I thought that I would post an update on Jen. So that I would not be violating HIPAA, I had already asked her permission before divulging information about her health. She has informed me that she not only does not mind others knowing, but also has appreciated others praying for her up to this point. We are still awaiting more lab results and of course, hope that they are normal. We do know that she is deficient in vitamin D and has been given a prescription for it- once a week for 12 weeks. Vitamin D deficiency can cause fatigue and muscle weakness, along with some other serious physical disease in the human body. We do not know at this point, what else has been going on in her body. We know that she had been dealing with a bad sinus infection that caused her to feel run down, but because she collapsed at work and was just so exhausted, having a headache that lasted over a weak, accompanied by a low-grade fever, tingling in extremities as well as muscle weakness, extreme thirst (first time I had ever seen someone so desperate for water ) that, along with some difficulty breathing, sent us to the E.R., some nausea, excessive hunger ( the hunger was only for a limited time ) having to get up to go to the bathroom a lot at night, we were told to see an Endocrinologist. Her primary care doctor had already told her that she feels that Jen has been suffering from Post Infectious Disease Syndrome ( meaning that her body had contracted a viral infection in addition to the bacterial infection, and it had gone unchecked and that the virus had caused her body to become run-down. She treated Jen for the remaining sinus infection and told her to do some things to boost her immune system. She told Jen that it could take her body from six weeks to six months to fight this. But because she began to manifest new signs and symptoms ( mentioned earlier ) the E.R. doctor ( two of them, actually) told her that he thought that she should see an Endocrinologist. So, that is what we did. We have had great physicians, and are thankful for their knowledge. Jennifer is feeling better lately, but not completely normal as far a her energy level is concerned, but she is feeling better. She is supposed to go back to work on Monday. Glucose Tolerance tests and other blood work was done yesterday ( 14 full vials of blood ( before the 75 grams of glucose ) and then a couple of other vials ( one each hour ) after the glucose was ingested. Many other tests have been done ( Jen felt that every bit of blood had been " sucked " out of her ) in addition to the glucose test. Poor thing! She has had a rough go of it, but as mentioned earlier, she is getting better!:) We love our sweet friends and so appreciate your love and prayers for Jennifer! We will keep you posted. Love to you all!:)

 

Toni Thompson Hurt Thankig Godfor this special day this special day it is both my mothers' birthday and my granddaughters' birthday both whom I love very much. Happy birthday moma I love you so much and happy birthday Jeny Nana love you more than words can say

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Matthew Biggar Took me until 3 AM, but I got my paper done. I think my first mistake was trying to use a keyboard to write it. Philosophy is one of those topics that can only be properly written with a shovel and a bottle of arsenic.

 

Craig Felos One day I wanna copy someone's status word for word and see if they notice.

 

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Vickie Davis Happy Birthday to my babyboy who is 18 today.. . Michael Thornton I love you son have a wonderful day

 

Byamukama R-Scar Rashid When im a lone in my room some times i stare at the wall n smile.

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Nicole Kariuki I kep on admiring dis male tutor,evrytym he gvs aut a cat hes appy wd ma wak,am l breaking da rules?am l a bad pupil?l thnk yng handsome tutors shd nt b....,wadles

 

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Karen McClain Well, 34 years ago today at exactly 5:50pm on a Friday, I had the most wonderful experience of my life. I gave birth to my first son-a perfect, blue eyed, blonde haired, beautiful baby boy who has grown up to be an amazing young man! We are so proud of you and the person you have become! You are a wonderful son, a great husband, and an awesome Daddy. I can't believe how fast the years have gone by. We love you so very much! Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Michael McClain!!!!!

 

Anthony Aguilar I miss you too Amber..Hope all is well

 

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Josie Silvas Post this if your Dad is, or was, a hard working man, and is your Hero, has helped you as much as he could no matter how good or bad you were, and is just the best Dad ever; if you are blessed to still have your Dad, or if he is waiting for you in heaven, paste this to your status and let everyone know you are proud of your Dad. You can replace a lot of people in life, but you only have ONE Dad.. And remember anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a DAD.... I love you dad!

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Olufemi Olajide Ijalana I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS RUMOUR CIRCULATING ON FACEBOOK THAT GOVERNMENT HAS BANNED THE USE OF OKADA EFFECTIVE FROM 31ST DECEMBER 2011.

 

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