Piper Helphand Trejo Aiden"Bah HA, kimchi makes your butt on fire!"
...3 hours later...
"Dennis is your butt on fire? i dont see it?"
Touger Lee 25 likes and i'll do cover on Christmas day
I had made this promise a long time ago, never got a chance to so if this happens then i'll try to make time for it =)
Cindy Tharp thank you Kaiser for canceling my insulin prescription because I "tried to order too much" in september...cause I only need it to live...and I must sell it on the black market or something...or I must not be diabetic anymore...
Erica Coursey I don't mind exposing the devil...I never understood the reasoning behind people hating on the ANOINTING God has placed on someone's life. If you know an individual has power in their mouths, simply rejoice and give God the glory for using them to MINISTER to you. The COST of anointing is expensive. Those who HATE on God's anointed just want glory not the crushing experience that comes along with Holy Ghost power. #Lordhelpyourpeople#
Ursula DellaRodolfa Clements Thank You for all the wonderful messages regarding Dave's Cancer news ! So, I gave him your "Hugs", your "Kisses", your "Congratulations" ! What an "awsome" feeling !! He looks and feels better than he has in years. He's like that little "Ever Ready" bunny, he just keeps on moving !!
Paul Connor I never realized how boring it is to be sober.... Ill eventually fill the voids with more positive but it does feel pretty good! Proud at this moment....
Joy Booth Scott I made mini packages and stacked hat boxes to put under my 2 ft Christmas tree. I left them on the table to dry overnight and guess what!?! Barkley ate them. Well, he left me 2 packages and a hat box lid. He is SO lucky he is as cute as he is.
Brooke Skyla Davis IF YOUR NOT SCARED! PUT THIS ON YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU! (1) Crazy (2) I'd marry you (3) Glad to know you ... ... (4) Sarcastic (5) I miss you (6) I'd kiss you (7) Beautiful (8) Smart (9) Imaginative (10) Random (11) Smart Ass (12) Funny (13) Sweet (14) Amazing (15 ) Tough (16) Cute (17) I'd hit you with a bus (18) I love you (19) Weirdo (20) Friends
MarkandJaime Colombo I feel so sorry for the people of Florida. They must have to work three jobs just to be able to buy pretzels and cookies and popcorn and fountain drinks. I had to pay $3.00-$5.00 for these items all day, every day while visiting WDW. What a strange economy.
Fredstar Gaitan Strong people know how to keep their life in order.Even with tears in their eyes,they still manage to say "I am ok" with a smile. Alwayz be strong
Jose Virgen its gonna be a hella hard to beat the lakers.. i admit..but still fuck lakers..
Tim Paxton Oh no! I do have a few friends that won't like this post!
Jack Boy Von My old bitch his new bitch I still hit he stupid cupid who the fuck is that
William Price HER ---------> What R U Gettn Me For CHRISTMAS? ...ME ---------> NUTHN Cus I Know Ur BROKE & NOT GETTN ME SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LMAO...
Jjbad Azz I just wanna...
Show you how much I appreciate you
Wanna show you how much I'm dedicated to you
Wanna show you how much I will forever be true
Wanna show you how much you got your girl feelin' good
Wanna show you how much, how much you're understood
Wanna show you how much, I value what you say
Not only are you loyal, you're patient with me bay
Wanna show you how much, I really care about yo heart
I wanna show ya how much, I hate being apart
Show ya, show ya, show ya til you're through with me
I wanna keep it how it is, so you can never say how it used to be
(Bridge)
Loving you is really all that's on my mind
And I can't help but to think about it day and night
I wanna make that body rock, sit back and watch
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/beyonce/dance_for_you.html ]
(Chorus)
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you (ohh ooh ohh ohhh)
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you (ohh ooh ohh ohhh)
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rockin' on my babe rockin' rockin' on my babe
Swirlin' on you babe swirlin' swirlin on you babe
Baby lemme put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody cuz
It's bout to go down
You'll never need 2, cuz I will be your number 1
Them other chicks are superficial
But I know you know I'm the one
That's why I'm all into you
Cuz I can recognize that you know that
That's why I'm backin' this thing back
Pop poppin' this thing back
Drop drop drop dropping this thing back
This is for the time, you gave me flowers
For the world, that is ours
For the mulah, for the power of love
I know I won't never ever eh-ever give you up
And I wanna say thank you in case I don't thank you enough
A woman in the street and the freak in the you know what
Sit back sit back it's the pre game show
Daddy you know what's up
#Beyonce Dance For You
Dance For You Lyrics - I just wanna... Show you how much I appreciate you Wanna show you how much I'm dedicated to you Wanna show you how much I will forever...
Kemmy Douglas Lol ass u aint shit.... U means nothing to me. U know who u are. Piece ah shit. I don't know if I bounce my head ####rapist
June Johnson soo excited just got my bf's jersey today in the mail, hope he knows he means alot to me because i spent $20 just to get it here before friday to give it to him in person!!
Dexter Djmolasses Porter A lack of preparation shows a lack of expectation. We must stop asking God "When", & instead be ready for "WHEN" it happens.
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Rick Chattopadhyay Bullying killed her.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
Repost this if your against bullying.!
Fuck bullying.
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Ian Gonee Lie. . .
[] I Liked You Once.
[] I Like You Now.
[] I Kissed You Before.
[] You're Cute.
[] You're Fine AF.
[] You're Beautiful.
[] We Should Hang Out.
[] We're Best Friends.
[] I Miss You.
[] I'd Date You.
[] I'd Kiss You.
[] I'd Bang You.
[] We Should Talk More.
[] Text Me.
[] Stop Being A Stranger.
[] You're Ugly/Not My Type.
[] I Don't Really Know You.
[] I Love You.
[] You should inbox me
[] You Got Yo Fake Moments.
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We wanted to join in on the FB Giveaway's other businesses are doing... Right now it's a Twilight shirt.. We are planning other giveaways as well.. :)
Here's what you do to win!
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3.) Then get all your friends to come here and "ADD" us as there friends.
3.) The top person with the most likes on there "I want to WIN a Twilight Shirt" post wins a Twilight shirt! YOu have from 12/5/11 to 12/13/11 11:59pm Eastern Time to get as many "likes" as possible.
This gives you a full week to gather as many "Likes" to your post as possible! Hope everyone has fun! :) Everyone likes a good contest!
Brandon Wilson This is the eye test. Look for the LOWER case 'L' and you will be kissed tomorrow! LLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Now look for the 'N' this is really hard MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMM. Now find the Mistake A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now wish somethi...ng you really want. After this count down.. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish *************************. Now put this as your status and your wish will come true! You have 18 minutes! Or what you wished for will be the exact Opposite
Stevie Medina OMG! OMG! OMG! PUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A PUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BABY PUG NAMED MOMOKO!
Story: Why Do Dogs Leave Earth First? (a child answers)
" Being a veterinarian, I have been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named, Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found that he was dying of Cancer.
I told the family that we couldn't do anything more for Belker and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog, in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me that they thought it would be good for six-year-old, Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.
The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. The young boy, Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.
The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a long while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animals lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, " I know why."
Startled, we all turned to him. what came out of his mouth stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. it has changed the way I try to live. He said, " People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life-- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The six-year-old continued, " Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."
Source of the story: aplacetolovedogs.com
Alexander B. Potter Last week we put up the abomination. (Not to be confused with a tuna fish sandwich.) I must say, it's a pretty damn cute little abomination. We're very happy with it. We were a little worried as we got it out of the (very small) box and started putting it up, but it all came together very well. Never judge a tree by its bottom two layers.
Maurice Franklin it takes a real ignorant m f to piss me off and only a couple seconds to knock yo a$$ out.
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Wanda Allen I'm very proud to post this. I personally believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior!. One Facebooker has challenged all believers to put this on their wall. The Bible says, if you deny Me in front of your peers, I will deny you in front of My Father. This is a simple test. If you are not afraid to show it, re-post this. I proudly did.
Madison Ab I remenbered wen Chass Mullah threw a book at Khalil Fuller head in class lol i was dying
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Sherif Botros Pretty deep for a summary of problem solving globally, very well placed together information equations. The funny thing is I'm used to resource based economies from RTS games I've mastered through out my career like Age of Empires 1-3 & Starcraft 2, but the average guy still has faith in fancy toilet paper as a means of exchanging "freedom" in the "real" world, lol.
*Please sign up for our main Mailing List: http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/ * This is the 18 min video backup for the live March 21st, TEDx [Portugal] Ta...
Joe C Charlie's Brown Christmas story is on right now and all I can think about is being a little kid wide wake waiting for Santa to bring me presents. Maybe he will bring me what I wish for this year!
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Gm Ares We will be conducting a s y s tem-wide server maintenance from December 5, 2011 (07:00 AM) to December 6, 2011 (12:00 NN) in preparation for peak-season traffic in order to ensure that you will have a smooth gaming experience this holiday season.
During this period, you will not be able to login to any game or top-up your account since all game servers and websites including the main Gameclub portal will be down for this maintenance.
The Gameclub community forums will not be affected by this s y s tem maintenance, so all official communications will be posted here in the Cross Fire community forums.
Thank you for your continuous support and understanding.
- Gameclub Management
DISCLAIMER
Server down period may extend without prior notice.
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Carmela Ruscica ♥♥♥This is for all the strong ladies who have been through a lot in life and survived!! Say this out loud "I am strong because I know weakness. I am compassionate because I have experienced suffering. I am alive because I am a fighter. I am wise because I have been foolish. I can laugh because I have known sadness. I can love because I have known loss." Re-post if you are a strong woman who has weathered the storm but still loves to dance in the rain!♥♥♥
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Summer Hallmon Im so proud of my son the last few nights he has been putting his self to sleep in the crib with a bottle now that I got him sleeping in the crib again its time to get rid of this swing and start taking the bottle away not gonna be easy
Leann Burch i couldn't find a towel, so i dried off with pajama pants.
kewl.
Based on my recollection, symptoms arise on April 2011, I had shingles. Honestly I do not know what it is, I thought I just had a very bad case of allergies or rashes on my left side, then it got worst, so I went to the doctor where I was told that I have shingles and that I shouldn’t worry, as anyo...
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Toni Jones Love my new Turquoise Fit! It is a fun and roomy little car!
Halstead-Mason Fourth Grade “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
